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Alcoholic Acolytes (Back in Business)
« on: August 13, 2015, 04:39:42 pm »
Alcoholic Acolytes
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We are a group of people who play games for fun and to pwn everyone, sometimes this includes our own team due to mitigating circumstances. Our tactics include and are limited to: BAYONETS!, almost take cover, run in the open and fire wildly, stab eachother with lighstabers and most important of all: constant banter. Currently our force of merry men is roughly 6 in size, depending on who gets home in the morning and who can get themselves out of bed. Theirs or someone else's or from a rather harder surface.

Our main faction is, surprise surprise, Separatists, the jedi somewhat frowning upon the consumption of joy enhancing substances. The minor fact of the force users on their side being acolytes is a good hint of the faction as well. Also running around firing wildly is just far more satisfying as a droid. On the battlefield we can be relied upon to get lost, kill any enemy we see, disregard the odds and provide ground to space anti Star Destroyer support. What? You thought it was a coincidence you never see any up there?
Roster:Acolytes:
Rumbeard,
WhiskyWhiskers,
ViolentVodka,
DaftDrunkard,
Moonshine,
JepeDaniels,
ThePissedMenace
Recruitment:

We're somewhat strict in this matter simply out of the subject being what it is, if you're not familiar with, or okay with the implications, fair enough. We'll just assume you're already okay with and quite dedicated to the idea if you've read this far.
You can still join to enjoy events in a smaller group.

Be 16 or older. Have a wish to join for some inexplicable reason. Be reliably capable of acting mature so acting immature is more fun. Have a sense of humor. Then add KickingJoub on steam. Or write a freeform application as a reply to this thread.

The most glorious maneuver list:

- Tequila Tipple: fall down accidentally from a high place in the attempt of killing your enemy
- Thirst Quencher: pincer maneuver to quench the thirst for blood!
- Bar Brawl: Chaotically melee any- and everyone in the near vicinity with fists and more.
- Dooku's Champagne : Use a HE weapon to blow open the enemy's carcass.
- Mellow Mead: The after victory party.
- Refreshing Romorantin: Advancing in the opposite direction of the enemy.
- Vodka Vault: Attempting to vault an object but falling flat on your face.
Alcoholic Alliances:
Clan Ordo
Relevant and inspirational links:

- Bayonets!
- Our average tactics and speeches.
- Music to listen to while watching us go.
- The fates reserved for all who oppose us.
- The fate reserved for us.
- That one time we fell through a wormhole.
- When two lines form this is where we are.
- What we say to those who would take cover.
The officially accepted galactic histories of the Alcoholic Acolytes.

A documentary series
Now in song form.
Our future leader.
Heinous false propaganda.
What happens if the Republic wins.
Battleship Beverage

The glorious beer bottle shaped home of the Alcoholic Acolytes. The partybarge, the pleasure vessel, the openbar superstar, which traverses the empty depths of space bringing the Acolytes to combat against the opponents of fun. The dirty Republic scum suffer their far share of the Acolyte's wrath.
Spoiler for Disclaimer collective:
Drink responsibly and with good company.
The name is simply a joke.
We do not condone or encourage illegal* actions.
Making disclaimers is too much fun.
This disclaimer list is strictly speaking not necessary.
That spinning "Roster" was found to be hilarious by 100% of the interviewed people.
We do not claim copyright over any linked material unless specifically stated otherwise.
Incredibly Not Safe For Work link
*subject to the readers own country as well as those stated on this forum Registration agreement
« Last Edit: February 01, 2016, 05:53:03 pm by KickingJoub »
Alcoholic Acolytes: When in doubt, go forwards. When in a bar, go drink.

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 04:58:53 pm »
This thread is glorious.
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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2015, 05:02:36 pm »
This thread is glorious.
Welcome.

Thank you most kindly good sir. May we meet on the fields of battle staring at the bottoms of our barrels in deep contemplation.
Alcoholic Acolytes: When in doubt, go forwards. When in a bar, go drink.

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 05:08:03 pm »
Acolyte WhiskyWhiskers reporting for duty! *hiccups*
"Vi kjrer alle sammen n, Copacabana, Brasiliana, ol ol
Vi drikker alle sammen n, Pia Colada, brutalt med vodka, ol ol"

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The force shall free me.

"You have to realistic about these things" - Joe Abercrombie

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 06:35:18 pm »
Good Luck

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2015, 07:33:26 pm »
Alcoholic Acolytes: When in doubt, go forwards. When in a bar, go drink.

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2015, 07:43:31 pm »
I don't think that's what you need.

More Vodka on the other hand..

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2015, 08:26:16 pm »
Acolyte Rumbeard reporting in!

PS. Why is the rum gone?

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2015, 09:10:22 am »
Acolyte Rumbeard reporting in!

PS. Why is the rum gone?

You drank it all you spazztic :P Luckily vodka is still in good supply, potatos... not so much.
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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2015, 02:41:01 pm »
My German side wishes you many successful drinking sessions!

However, my Irish side wants to get drunk along with you guys and have a bar brawl! :p
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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2015, 02:58:34 pm »
My German side wishes you many successful drinking sessions!

However, my Irish side wants to get drunk along with you guys and have a bar brawl! :p

:D thank you, bar brawls will be had. At least until the dirty jedi show up and cut someone's hand off...
« Last Edit: August 14, 2015, 03:00:39 pm by KickingJoub »
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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2015, 05:11:14 pm »
I don't think that's what you need.

More Vodka on the other hand..

ViolentVodka Reporting! You called?
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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2015, 05:21:19 pm »
ViolentVodka Reporting! You called?

Tector overlord ViolentVodka is ready to get hammered?
"Vi kjrer alle sammen n, Copacabana, Brasiliana, ol ol
Vi drikker alle sammen n, Pia Colada, brutalt med vodka, ol ol"

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The force shall free me.

"You have to realistic about these things" - Joe Abercrombie

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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2015, 06:11:04 pm »
Tector overlord ViolentVodka is ready to get hammered?

I was born ready!
It is not retreat, it is a French advance!
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Re: Alcoholic Acolytes
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2015, 08:22:36 pm »
"Stumbles in the barracks and stands up quick"

Hippi-"hiccup".. HippieJuice reporting for du-"hiccup"... Duty.. Now lets get drunk and high!